ProgressOhio

So apparently Stuttering Matt Naugle supports beating kids. That's what I get out of it anyway. Which doesn't surprise me, really as it appears he may have suffered some type of brain damage from such incidents as a child. He also insults me, which is cool. Naugle never has come off as a decent person - like, say Matt Dole. Dole is someone I pounded on constantly and all he did was wish me the best at my new job. Thanks, Matt!

Naugle, on the other hand, obviously has some inferiority thing. I think he saw the barstool dance and realized he could never pull it off. Whatever it is, I'm sure a good ass whipping and some shock therapy might do the trick.

Of course Matt gets not one, not two, but THREE things wrong in his post. Still...not surprising.

Then he calls me a pansy. Like I'm gonna get insulted by being called a pansy by a stuttering retard. Not really. But here is what I will do. Let's test it. See if liberals or conservatives are more "pansy". See if a Hippie Buddhist can kick a Wingnut Neocon Fascist's ass.

I HEREBY CHALLENGE MATT NAUGLE TO A BOXING MATCH!

You talked the talk, Matt. Let's walk the walk. I say we sell progressive tickets and conservatives tickets and take our cuts and give them to charity...all the while having a little fun. You up for it? Give me a call over at the shadow organization sane people call ProgressOhio. 614-441-9145. We can set it up.

It might also be a fun test of the chickenhawk theory of manhood. Who's tougher? Someone who talks about doing it or someone who has done it? Man, this could get interesting...

PS - Congrats on being a finalist in the top 6751-8750 blogs. LOL. I'll bet that beats losing a Governor's race. Or not.