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Glock or Magnum? Help me decide. I got my $600 stimulus check today, and I thought I'd put it to good use by protecting my family with a hand gun.
The Slimline Glock is an attractive model that I could fit in my purse, but the .44 Magnum offers more bang for the buck and it's so, well, shiny.
What's that? Rather than protect families, household hand guns cause homicides and suicides you say? Oh, fiddledeedee. I'll be careful. Trust me, I'm a law-abiding citizen.
Besides, we smaller people require all the more firepower. We're more vulnerable, you know.
Sidenote: My guvment stimulus check, issued from Austin, TX on July 4th, has my name spelled incorrectly. This tells me that humans were hired to key-in the names of stimulus check recipients, thus introducing human error into the process. Our government does not know how to copy IRS files apparently. Jeez. Do we have to be technologically illiterate just to create jobs?
Heck, I could waste my stimulus check on porn like everyone else, but I've got a family to protect.
