| By OHliz - May 9th, 2009 at 7:14 am EDT |
| Also listed in: Female political bloggers |
Ladies, everyone is talking about the latest no-surgery way to make men's heads turn -- foot binding. Studies show that nine out of ten males are enchanted by young girls with deformed feet. If you act now, this secret to lifelong happiness can be yours!
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Get that beauty pageant "perfect line" without the hassle of surgery. Your man will be saying, "Your Lotus Feet are so sexy, darling. I wish you had done that years ago!"
Foot binding -- It's endorsed by Donald Trump and Chinese pedophiles from the 10th century to today!*
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